Ruaki-chan

Steph: She's smart, she's talented -

Val: SHE FRICKIN' GRABS ME ALL THE TIME!!!!

Steph: DO YOU MIND?! I'M TRYIN' TO TALK HERE?!

Val: TALK!?!?! MORE LIKE KISSIN' UP!!!!

Steph: gets ticked YA WANT TA GET SMACKED WITH THE BACK SIDE OF THIS SCRIPT, YOU LITTLE FOUL MOUTHED BLACK HORNY TOAD!?!?!?

Xel: to self Gotta remember that one ... ^_^

Xel grabs the bio script and starts reading while Steph chases Val around with a one ton mallet borrowed from Andrew, the Anime Detective.

(the artist has provided a SD pic of herself, the antena are actually disguised as two blond streaks in her hair ...)

Xel: - She's Ruaki-chan! ^_^

Val: ARE YA TRYIN' TA FRICKIN' KILL ME, WOMAN!?!?!?!

Steph: WHATCHA THINK!?!?! YA RATHER I GRAB YOUR SORRY BUTT INSTEAD!?!?!

Xel: This extremely gifted artist and writer has her art posted at An Anime Artpage # 2. ^_^

Steph chases Val around some more without the mallet and catches him.

Val: STOP FRICKIN' GRABBIN' ME, YOU DEMENTED PSYCHOPATH, I AIN'T NO PLUSHIE!!!!!

Xel: A fellow X2000 sponser. ^_^'s My adoring and devoted public. ^_^

Ruaki enters. She grabs Val away from Steph and hugs (aka squishes) him.

Ruaki: MY PLUSHIE!!! KAWAII! KAWAII! KAWAII!

Val gets a sweatdrop the size of Houston before screeching like a cat in water.

Xel: Did I mention that she's also Valgarv-chan's most devoted and psychopathic worshipper? ^_^

Steph: I think they get the picture.

Ruaki continues squeezing Val while screeching KAWAII!. Val screams alot while trying to get away, while cussing loudly (which have to be censored for public exhibition of this bio). Steph yanks out popcorn for her and Xel while waving a flag that reads: GO RUAKI!.

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